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[21 Jul 2005|04:23am]
[ mood | excited ]

i'm just updating so i am on top of the package i married.

las vegas awaits!

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[28 May 2005|01:46pm]
[ mood | MMMMMM ]

THERE IS A GOD.

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[19 May 2005|02:03pm]
[ mood | horny and undersexed ]

my no pants post go look!

haha scott?!

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[11 May 2005|10:06am]
[ mood | horny, as always ]

haha sigh.

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ewans_package [31 Mar 2005|05:42pm]
[ mood | horny ]

happy birthday to the love of my package life!

hehe i'll give you your present soon. it's a gift that keeps on giving. ;)

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so happy i'm weeping [21 Feb 2005|06:47am]
[ mood | horny ]

it is official now, not only am i the happiest package to ever exist (hehe look at me grow) but ewans_package has accepted my proposal and we're GETTING MARRIED! so jude and ewan get with it and kiss and make up and out because you two are bound forever at the crotch now!!! <3

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jlaw [29 Dec 2004|07:39am]
[ mood | excited ]

happy birthday to us!

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[22 Dec 2004|05:14am]
[ mood | amused ]

Jude Law
"My son (Rafferty, 8) wants a snake...


like father like son!

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got this from sienna :-* [20 Dec 2004|05:50am]
[ mood | amused ]

Film actor Jude Law has recorded a sexy answerphone message for veteran presenter Cilla Black.

The ex Blind Date host revealed she asked the heartthrob to record the message - but had to coach him on talking sexier.

"I had to guide him," said Cilla, 61. "He was going too fast. I was like, do it a little bit slower, Jude, love, and more sexy.

"It was a re-record of a real message he'd left on my answer phone ages ago. 'Hello Cilla, I've just got home. Where are you? I've been out jogging.' Mmmmm."



since he is granting christmas wishes all the time, anyone have any requests?

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[08 Dec 2004|11:04pm]
[ mood | happy ]

British hunk Jude Law has been voted most wanted date this Christmas in a new poll conducted by the dating website Xfactorsdate.com, while the British Prime Minister Tony Blair was voted as the least wanted Christmas date. It was also found that for men the ideal dream date for Christmas was pop diva Kylie Minogue, and most men said that former 'Spice Girl' singer and football ace David Beckham's wife, Victoria Beckham was the one woman they would not want to spend Christmas with, reports The Sun.

does this mean we're going to get laid alot this holiday? ha ha.

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so [03 Dec 2004|09:55pm]
[ mood | excited ]

did we finally get laid, Jude?!

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[27 Nov 2004|05:06am]
[ mood | uncomfortable ]

ive heard the best cure for the breakup blues is to have long hard hot all-day sexing. who's with me on this?

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[25 Nov 2004|08:53pm]
[ mood | awake ]

we don't normally celebrate thanksgiving but i went ahead and did anyway.
http://www.livejournal.com/community/no_pants/137687.html

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[23 Nov 2004|09:08pm]
[ mood | swelling with excitement ]

a pop princess is romancing me i think, i am such a lucky package!

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[04 Apr 2004|05:14am]
[ mood | very UP ]

yes I am back! and as you can see, very excited about it. what would make me even more excited is if the man I'm attached to would update!

much love to ewans_package and jonnys_package
and maybe j_law but only if he promises to wank more.
oops and our super sexy civilian eyespy!!

ps I hope a_brody's fingers will come closer next time ;-) ;-)

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